You greet the squirrels with a groggy "Hello?"
They both tilt their heads and look at each other. Then back at you. They squeak back and forth for a moment before darting away and disappearing up a tree.
Did I mention there's a tree? Well there is.
Anyway the squirrels rustle about for a minute before hopping back down out of the tree dressed in matching ninja outfits and each holding a tiny chainsaw.
It'd be adorable if you weren't about to die.