You jump to your feet, sword at the ready, and attempt to fight back.
They're fast but you're bigger so after a few quick rounds of slicing empty air and parrying away their ridiculously cute chainsaw attacks you make contact with one of the squirrels with a scooping swipe.
Unfortunately you're pretty shit with a sword and catch the squirrel with the flat of the blade sending it tumbling through the air where it gets impaled by a suspiciously sharp low hanging branch and dies.
You're so good at killing small woodland creatures.
The remaining squirrel goes into a rage and lunges straight for your face.
